___     ___        
       /\__\   /\  \       Hangover
      /:/  /   \:\  \      another Woollysheep (in)secure shell
     /:/__/     \:\  \     
    /::\  \ ___ /::\  \    The use of this system is restricted to bla bla
   /:/\:\  /\__\:/\:\__\   users,  unauthorized access is bla bla and will
   \/__\:\/:/  //  \/__/   be  prosecuted  by bla bla. All information and
        \::/  //__/        communications  on  this  system are subject to
        /:/  /:\  \        review, monitoring and bla bla bla at any time,
       /:/  / \:\__\       without  notice  or  bla bla. Users should have
       \/__/   \/__/       no expectation of privacy... ok, i'm joking

                           uptime is 282 days

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